she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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