From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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