really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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