btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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