also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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