One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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