Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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