I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He did a backflip because drugs
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