Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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