i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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