before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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