i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize