You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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