Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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