whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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