Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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