I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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