dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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