I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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