Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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