life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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