anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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