She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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