Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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