Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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