The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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