I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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