almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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