there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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