Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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