The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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