dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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