She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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