I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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