never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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