I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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