I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize