i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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