I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My penis needs a shock collar
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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