I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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