Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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