If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
3pm strippers are depressing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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