Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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