i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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