i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
True college students do jello shots in the library
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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