so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize