I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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