Betty ford says i'm here all night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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