your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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