How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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